bro lemme show u how sex REALLY works *picks up large rock from forest ground*

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bro lemme show u how sex REALLY works *picks up large rock from forest ground*

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i have understood so many things about online leftist culture by the fact that when i said "your local community has people you will morally and politically disagree with but you cannot lock them out of accessing any tangible service youāre organising" one of the tags responding said "this isnāt about proshippers in here youāre not welcome" like. folks. focus with me. some of us are homeless here.
Finding out Hans Zimmer is a transphobe genuinely had me falling to my knees
Thank you blastybaku for explaining this!/gen
If you've ever heard a movie score and thought "holy shit, this is incredible", there's like, a 50% chance it was Hans Zimmer who composed it.
This is a pretty major letdown, ngl.
Anyways, fuck transphobes, which includes Hans Zimmer, apparently.
Anyway shoutout to John Williams, amazing composer and probably the one who made the other 50% of "holy shit amazing" soundtracks (Jurassic Park, Star Wars, Superman, and incidentally the original Harry Potter theme and score) who famously worked closely with the first openly transgender woman to be nominated for an Academy Award, Angela Morley. He respected her, and so far as I can see, has never made transphobic remarks.
āi am sick of seeing these damn fucking clips uploaded by media illiterate mfs who never watched the actual show on my tlā starter pack
forgot this one

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Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.
my little sister is 5 by the way and she is fuckign hilarious im literally crying rn
Hey guys the star of Let It Snake is graduating high school today lmao
this is an extremely good joke format
I wish I knew how to play chess
I needed this.
I understand chess and oh my god can this be a meme format? Cause there are so many possible combinations here
i hope everything works out in the end because i am so so scared
teaching myself to animate in blender JUST to make these two kiss

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SpongeBob I was just kidding cmon cmon you guys know I was just kidding⦠right?
Way to go squidward you ruined his favorite fucking holiday for him. And for what? Cuz he fuckin bothered you at work? I thought you were fucking different . when we kissed that night I thought there was magic. now I wish we never even did it. and I wish we didnāt do that other stuff either. even though at the time it felt really right and Iāve been thinking about it a lot. now I wish we didnāt do it. jerk.
āfujoshis are harmful to gay menā not this gay man.
on twitter this got a bunch of responses like āwow even the evil fujoshis? the homophobic yet hypocritically fetishistic ones? what if the fujoshi is racist?ā and like well no obviously not in that case.
āshoutout to everybody from new jersey!ā āeven the new jersey serial killersā¦?ā
Hereās all the new versions of the emoji I had to make for this video. The V sound, the OOO sound, and the front facing AAA. Go wild w them
I have been on this webbed sight for the better part of a decade, and never, not once, have I seen the OPās caption with the stills of the edits they made. Until today.
Thank you, long-gone OP. I think I will go wild w them
Iām still here, I just added a P to my username and tumblr broke certain branches of this post beyond repair LOL Happy to be of service o7
The thing about character design theory is I really think we shouldnāt just keep reinforcing our āthis is what a sneaky and untrustworthy character looks like, this is what a threatening and intimidating character looks like, this is what an innocent character worth protecting looks like, this is what a smart and competent character looks like, this is what a man looks like vs what a woman looks likeā conventions like theyāre innate human wiring that we tap into scientifically and not like, heavily societal
NOT staying in the tags on my watch
Why do so many Japanese urban legends seem to involve a dialogue tree that you need to follow very carefully?
It's just the interactive element that seems characteristic. Like I hear a claim that, at some point, "everyone dreams of a village littered with blue corpses, and if they trip and fall then they will die in their sleep and become one of them" and ai just immediately know before I even check that, yes, this urban legend originated in Japan.
"Am I pretty?"
"I don't know, you're wearing a mask."
"How about now?"
"...I'd say you're a definite four--" (*remembers that four is bad luck in East Asia because it sounds like death*) "FIVE! I meant five! Definitely meant five!"
According to Wikipedia, that could actually work according to some versions of the legend
"You're kinda mid, tbh" or "I don't have time for questions" are both valid responses
Maybe chuck some Werther's Originals at her for safe measure

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ohh my god but what if there is still time. what if there is still time. hey. there is still time? there is still time. have you heard. there is still time. hi. there is still time. did you know. there is still time.
Why is public sex so hot š«š«
Climate change.