A mess

*looks at sherlock* it’s very smoll

oh my god it was me

this is the very first ever documented use of smoll. you’re all a witness to language history here.

the damage you have done to society

You.

thinking about how zhongli gave up being the geo archon because he wanted to exist with humanity but is still reminded constantly that he’ll outlive everyone and everything he’s ever loved leading him to believe that he exists only to endure perpetual loss in the name of justice until he is all that’s left of the world

[Transcript: Hey guys, what’s up, uhh… I just wanna say real quick that, uhh, you know, I think you should love whoever you love, but uhh… If you ever try to bring that gay shit around me, what’s gonna happen is: there’s gonna be 14 hits. Alright? 14 hits. It’s gonna be me hitting you, you hitting the bed, and then it’s gonna be my lips hitting your lips, alright? Then it’s gonna be your consent hitting my ears, it’s gonna be my pants hitting the floor. Eventually, it’s gonna be your head hitting my chest (gently), alright? After that, it’s gonna be my texts hitting your phone, it’s gonna be the both of us hitting this great new Italian place I know. It’s gonna be your words, hitting my heart, alright? Eventually, after a while, you know what? It’s gonna be my ring hitting your finger, motherfucker, yeah, and then it’s gonna be the weight of our vows hitting the both of us. Eventually it’s gonna be our kids hitting puberty, then it’s gonna be the joy of our life together hitting new heights we never knew possible. And then it’s gonna be the dirt, hitting our double casket on a day where people don’t mourn our deaths, but celebrate our lives in which two souls so perfect for each other were able to meet, if but for a brief moment on this cruel, cold marble we call home. End transcript]

why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??

No one is regular, everyone is extraordinary

these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name

his cats name couldn’t be that bad!!!! it’s a cat, what’s the worst name?

i am wrong, what the fuck