In fell clutch of circumstance

getting characters into world-endingly intense codependent queerplatonic relationships is literally what life is all about. it is literally what we were put here on this earth to do

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

im not horny it’s something else entirely. really wish there was a word for it

i think i just want to run. Like i just want to run

reaching the point of hyperfixation where I can no longer engage with it due to the nausea that I experience at the mere thought of seeing it on my screen is the closest I’ve ever been to being diagnosed with female hysteria

“oh is this your favorite character from that show?” get that fucker away from me. I’m gonna be sick

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

thank god for breasts *remembers im atheist* thank science for breasts

look i WISH more horror movies were just the directors thinly disguised fetish. instead we got all these horror movies that are just undisguised reflections of culturally hegemonic values and anxieties. like if we got some weird fetishes up in here it would probably add some variety thats all im saying.

lets call in sick tomorrow and go to the natural history museum