In fell clutch of circumstance

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard

it's thousand yard stare summer

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

ID: sticker that says “the world needs trans women more than it needs another unhappy good man. Be soft, be a girl, we’re waiting for you.” End ID

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

just roundhouse kicked an angels halo smoove off

Make your haters become incubators when you wield the ovipositor of success

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

Remember: if they can regenerate it is completely okay to do as much brutality as you want because they'll just heal it away anyways ^_^