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Will never understand why Strong Belwas was replaced with Daario at the siege of Mereen in the show. Strong Belwas the Fat Eunuch was eating lunch, heard he had to fight Oznak in an open space, gulped down his sausage, wiped his greasy hands on his pants and said “ya omw.” He didn’t stop to put a shirt on. No mail. No prep. Just vibes. He fuckin danced around Oznak and his dumb ass 14ft lance—I mean, Oznak deadass brought a knife to a gun fight who brings a lance and a horse to a hand-to-hand combat challenge??? A piss baby, that’s who. Oznak’s head was gracefully liberated from his neck by the most looney toons ass character in Daenerys’ world. He literally shat on Oznak’s lifeless, beheaded body and used his frilly pink outfit to wipe his ass. Never 5get Weiss and Benioff took that away from us. We should riot.

Big fan of the vibe I Love You Like An Alcoholic by The Taxpayers and No Children by The Mountain Goats got going on. Shoutout to whatever the hell they got going on there

Kaladin really is the character of all time. He's a Windrunner. He's a surgeon. He's a former slave. He is Stormblessed. He protects those who cannot protect themselves. He's depressed. He has PTSD. He's been actively suicidal. He invented group therapy. He says ridiculously dramatic things with 100% sincerity. He repeatedly forms tight knit groups out of people. He will be warm again. He's the most eligible bachelor on Roshar. He doesn't understand why women keep coming to the clinic just to see him. He couldn't save Tien. He saved his father. He recreated Die Hard. He is the spear that would not break.

It's unfortunate how often the solution to a problem is just talking to people. You'd think it could be something easier like making a comprehensive chart or list, or reading everything you can find on the subject, but no, so often you can do all that and you still have to talk to people.

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Everyone stop and read this thread about the most insane parts of Star Wars canon.