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Ok but Cliff Marlow somehow managing to get into Ilya's phone after the Tunameltdown in the middle of the Hollandry crashout, and getting Montreal Jane's number.
The entire Boston roster piling behind Marly as he types, trying to decide what to say that could save them because their captain has been possessed by the spirit or a soviet military trainer with knife shoes and if they are forced to make double bagskates again they will either puke or die or both.
So Shane Hollander wakes up one day to a message from an unknown number like "Hello Miss Jane ma'am this is Clifford Marlow I don't know if you have heard of me I am sorry to be a bother I'm just wondering if you could give my good friend Ilya another chance, I promise that whatever he did he won't do again, we will help we will teach him to cook and clean and do laundry and he will cook you the best sandwiches ever if you only give him a chance only if you want of course if it's not too much of a bother Miss Jane please and thank you" and he goes through the seven stages of grief in like 4 seconds before it's even 7am. They manage to add the link to a very big spa gift card that they all chipped in to buy because at that point they're desperate.
ilya fucks shane until ilya is a whimpering mess. shane tells him ādonāt you dare come yet, rozanovā which only makes it worse for ilya
with how much shane enjoys getting pinned down, i'm laughing about the idea of ilya who knows academically that he and shane are equally matched but who never really transfers that thought to the bedroom because he and shane playfight/wrestle as foreplay but shane enjoys "losing" these particular struggles and thus doesn't really ever use his full strength beyond the opening few seconds
which means the first time shane is riding him and is close to finishing and thus shoves him the FUCK back down when ilya is about to sit up and turn them hits ilya like a fucking FREIGHT TRAIN
man is getting held down with a hand to his chest with a force shane hasn't actually used in bed before and he is about to pass! out! from the force of the horny crashing over him
the idea of ilya edging and frustrating shane specifically to provoke him into slamming him down and holding him there to take what he wants

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Look, I get what you're saying, but sometimes you've gotta reach for the low-hanging fruit. Let's get you a proper meal, refill your meds, and unfuck your living space as best we're able; if after that you still want cute girls to kill you with axes, you'll be in a much better physical and mental place to pursue that goal.
Olruggio and the daughter he def didnāt want btw
I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted
If you use Firefox, you can go to the about:config page, search for "media.mediasource.enabled" and double click on it to set it to false. After you restart Firefox, all youtube videos will load entirely even when paused! This also affects other streaming websites :)
There's more to do actually, now
go to About:config find media.mediasource.enabled and toggle it to false find media.cache_readahead_limit and change it to 9999 find media.cache_resume_threshold and change it to 9999
additionally if you'd prefer mp4 to webm
also in about:config, find: media.encoder.webm.enabled media.mediasource.webm.audio.enabled media.mediasource.webm.enabled media.webm.enabled and toggle them all to false
note! this will limit video to 1080p
and use https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/dont-accept-webp/ to kill WebP Fuck Google
We jailbreaking browsers now lmao
This is an awesome use of what is probably a master's degree if not a doctorate and I am 100% thrilled that she shared it even though it was embarrassing and she squeaked.
Thank you, adorable scientist, for making people's lives better.
As an Australian, THIS WOMAN IS A FUCKING GODSEND.
this is Hannah Fry, Professor of the Public Understanding of Mathematics at the University of Cambridge and president of the Institute of Mathematics and its Applications.
And I think Professors Hannah Fry, the first Professor of the Public Understanding of Mathematics at Cambridge University would love being referred to as "adorable scientist"
the idea that hollander "tamed" rozanov is really funny to shane because like. ilya finds it hot and is always going along with it, yes of course my husband is so sexy why do you think i moved to this boring fucking city. for dick. meanwhile shane knows the truth which is that ilya tamed himself. he herded shane like a sheepdog until he was exactly in the right position for ilya to flop down at his feet and say i love you, i am a one man guy, sleep with other people if you want but you are it for me, so shane is always there like ??? ilya. what are you talking about. i was literally prepared to be a secret slot on your roster for the rest of time without even admitting that i was gay until you decided to have me over make me lunch and say my name while you come like a love confession and ilya goes lyubmiyy. shut up. i was untamable you tamed the untamable and so shane has to be like yes, baby, i worked so hard, i used all my tricks but he's rolling his eyes because ilya wants to be a wolf shane coaxed inside to sleep on the hearth but instead he's a cat who snuck through the window and fell in love with his prey. self domesticated. and this is just one of the many perfect games they play

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Washington's Dream - SNL - YouTube if you want to laugh about American units of measure this is genuinely one of my favorite videos of all time.
laugjing SO hard rn
i vividly remember my physics teacher teaching about how celcius was created and when we got to the farenheit part he wrote COPION ( basically means copycat) Three Times in the guys forehead
long story short why do we measure things stupidly? Because fuck the British thatās why
so i've noticed something about orufrey's body language
and i have been going insane about it ever since! kamome shirahama your attention to details will be the death of me /pos
hands are the most expressive non-verbal tool humans have, and since it's also quite literally the tool that gives the witches their magic, watching hands in witch hat atelier is beyond important. implied spoilers up to ch93 under cut! [don't mind the language of half the screenshots, that's beside the point]
if I think too hard about how qifrey's entire driving motive is to save his own life so he can be finally feel happy and safe in the home he made with the people he loves without bringing them anguish and that to anyone lacking the context of his past he seems to have some kind of twisted need for revenge that puts everyone he loves at risk i start to lose my fucking mind.
and like i truly cannot blame nolnoa or olruggio or tartah or anyone else for being like "ayo what the FUCK is this guy up to??" because his desperation does come across as corruption because of its raw intensity, and it's so easy to believe he's keeping secrets with nefarious intentions, but he's NOT. he's just trying so SO hard to claw back the freedom that was stripped away from him and he's all alone. and if he's not alone, if he shares the weight of the burden that was forced upon him, then guess what? he's fucking dead.
and now it's become even more urgent as his remaining vision starts to fail because if he can't be the one to find the answer he's been searching for, then he'll be stuck alone in that hell for the rest of his life.
god, what a fucking nightmare. i'm sick
Ok but Ilya not realizing until much later that he hurt Shane with things heād done in the past
One day it randomly comes up as Ilya says something about a time he acted like a dick and Shane is just like āEh itās ok, looking back I understand now that you were in a āIām going to hurt you before you can hurt meā mindset and thatās why you acted like that.ā
And Ilya is staring at him and Shane asks whatās wrong and Ilya goes āI hurt you?ā And Shaneās just like well yeah but it was forever ago donāt worry about it. But Ilya is worrying about it because back when heād done the various hurtful things heād been in downward spirals where he was convinced he didnāt have the ability to hurt Shane because he didnāt matter enough to Shane to hurt him, so he didnāt think the way he acted had any negative effects. And now heās turning pale and his eyes are getting big as heās realizing that oh god when he did those things he hurt his favorite person and he hadnāt even realized it
He makes Shane tell him the different times it happened and Shane doesnāt really want to because clearly this is just going to upset Ilya more, but hiding it or lying is probably also going to make things worse in the long run so itās better to get it out now. So he mentions Ilya ghosting him after they had sex, and then how Ilya acted in Sochi, and that whole night in Vegas, and āI like you⦠Not as a person, obviouslyā
And the whole time Ilya is silently nodding and looking like he wants to throw up because no no no those werenāt supposed to be things that hurt Shane, those were supposed to be things that bounced off Shane without affecting him because they were only ever meant to hurt or protect himself, Shane was never supposed to have been hurt by those and fuck how did he not see in the moment the way that he was actively hurting Shane by doing that
And now itās even worse because Shane wonāt even be mad at him about it, he keeps insisting on being understanding and not upset and trying to make Ilya feel better when in fact Ilya is the worst most awful person in the world who should be punished for eternity for making 22 year old floppy haired baby Shane SAD like some kind of MONSTER
The next Galina session Shane is also there with Ilya who has his head in his hands and Shane is just like ok so we may have accidentally stepped on a landmine the other night-
frieren is about discovering what makes life worth living after you lost someone before you realized how you felt about them. dunmeshi is about how we are all animals in the end, and confronting the monstrous reality of consumption, in all its forms. witch hat is about how the technology that makes our society function could be used to make peopleās lives better, but especially disabled people are left out, and those in power choose very specifically who actually benefits. how fitting that three of the most popular and poignant fantasy stories of the 2010s-2020s are about grief, consumption, and power.

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I think itād be funny if witch hat atelier ended with coco as a maker of witch hats combining her motherās skill with what Qifrey taught her
Young Qifrey: I'm such a mess. I don't deserve friends. Why would anyone want to be around me? I don't even know why this kid follows me everywhere...
Young Olly: You give me reason to live. I find my meaning when you're around. If I lose you, I will lose faith in myself. But you don't need to know to understand this.
Because I'm your friend and that's what friends are for!
Adult Olly: I'm such a mess. I can't even help my closest ones. I'm totally useless. I don't even know why people look at me with admiration...
Adult Qifrey: You're the reason I'm still alive. When you're around, you remind me why I'm alive and motivate me to move forward. You're the brightest star to my sky. But I shouldn't tell you about it.
You're such a kind soul and a hard worker. Everyone must see it but you, my dear friend.