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Oh Enough Chit-Chat And Lets Talk Creams.

op how much sleep are you getting

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together.  Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together.  You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits. Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

I am both amazed and horrified of nature as we all should be

I love how trees are like “fuck it, I’ll deal” at literally everything. Forest fire? Cool, my seeds’ll finally grow. Upside down? Branches, suck, roots, leave. What’s this new branch? Eh, welcome to the tree buddy.

I need to be more like tree

I continue to fear and respect out arboreal overlords.

what kind of professor did these students have that they needed to prove him wrong so badly that they literally dug up a tree, flipped it and put it back in the ground?

HOLY SHIT

THE LAST ONE

Solarpunk as fuck!!

Reblogging for “I continue to fear and respect out arboreal overlords.”

Improvise, adapt, overcome

What in the sacred icons is this ?

Somebody post negatively about the ocean, I have a meme I want to use

The ocean is bad and puts sand in my hair

Watch this and be blessed

“Why he smoosh my head??? Wait smoosh my head again.”

….I want to know what could have possibly happened that didn’t only prompt the closing of the McDonald’s but it’s over night demolition and Erasure

well i know why since i live here but im not going to tell you

But… But why not?

im shy.

Bigger than each other what? Whats bigger than what? Anyine able to parse this and explain it?

They’re just larger in size from one another I don’t know how to simplify it more than that.

I think they’re asking which one is larger, which is… fair.

The one that’s bigger is the larger one.

How can they both be bigger than the other? For one to be bigger, the other needs to be smaller.

no they’re both too large to be the smaller one

The link isn’t even helpful

have you tried clicking it?

just say if the depression center is begger than the anxiety one!!!

i’m afraid it’s not that simple, you see, they’re both bigger than each other.

finally, an adult.

thatse gobling core babey!!

omfg I can’t BELIEVE I hadn’t reblogged this adorable addition to my post yet. I love the balloon and the flower crown.

REBLOG THIS IF you love your DnD character, are making a DnD character OR you have eaten approximately 12 D20s

Item: cargo hotpants

Me showing up to my next forestry internship

It’s only been one day and one of my classmates called me out for this because she saw it on a forestry memes page amazing

Also in general, if you’re like… legit freelancing and drawing up a contract, familiarize yourself with a “Net 30″ or “Net 15″ clause and agree on what the timeframe for payment is before you’ve even started the work.  It’s awesome that NYC has legislation about that, but you can definitely hold your client accountable to pay you regardless of where you live!