Lettuce bag

your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for a graduate degree

Who's dark materials

mr beast partnering with the lds church to help bring in younger people so they can marry off said younger people was not in my 2026 bingo

you have to withstand it bro. you have to endure it patiently

This is when he truly became Heisenberg to me

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

There is no way this is a porno

This is the best porno there has ever been.

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person