i don’t need to put my mental disorders in my bio you can easily infer that there’s something wrong with me

literally so important to have friends where you can be like "can i be insane for a second" and then you get to be insane. and they still like you afterwards

Going no contact with yourself

if one person online says “you’re so real for this” it’s worth it. it’s enough

saturdays last for about 7 hours and sundays last for about 3 and a half. use this time wisely before you’re swept back into the consecutive weekdays that are all 37 hours each

Accidentally spelled 'agreement' as 'a greement', which is for some reason amusing to me in my sleep deprivation..... a greement.. an greement... just one singular Greement.. #mygreement

it's crazy how if you rub poop into a regular open wound you'll probably get sick and die but you can have a bleeding butthole every day for a week and be totally fine

#buttholemiracle

friend who says he's "busy having nightmares" whenever you ask why he can't hang out with you

here’s your sign to stop doomscrolling and do literally anything else

I have responsibilities like self torment and isolation

vampire drinking cold bagged blood alone in their pitch-black apartment and crying

I love what they call items at the dollar store like the socks will be called “fashion socks”

biting into a crab rangoon and finding out it’s just cream cheese no imitation crab is like taking a sip of cherry coke and realizing it’s off-brand diet cola instead