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[whole body so tense you'd think it was a verb form indicating what time an action occurred] yeah i'm fine why

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

Ok but pls actually do this people. There is no such thing as a good person. Stop trying to be one and starting trying to do good instead

does anyone know how to make a desicion

never mind i figured it out it's like when tracy chapman said leave tonight or live and die this way

cream cheese bagel ending explained

I like this witch cat finding game, very cute. However I think it would be improved if it was instead about a detective with a severe substance addiction who is supposed to somehow solve a murder

This is very wise and very well put.

One of the worst things you can do is to make a purchase that isn't very good. There's very little way to recover from something like that

worst decision in the world is having to choose between beer calories or milk calories 😔

Boy do I have a drink for you…

Olivia is on it fellas nothing to worry about

Everyone say thank you to Olivia

thank you, olivia