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I need people to understand my old woman yuri vision.

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honestly sometimes there's no better feeling than rereading a fic you've written and coming out of it going, "yeah that actually this DOES slap. exactly what i wanted to read. fucking nailed it."
Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.
i love the point in the hero’s journey where he gets bent over and railed until he cries
Don’t leave this in the tags
❌ Is this ship well supported by canon
❌ Does this ship make any sense whatsoever by any reasonable metric
✅ Does the thought of these characters standing next to each other make you want to chew concrete and then break apart a nearby automobile with your bare hands

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I want everyone to know that the #1 fan of Trey Parker EVER is in fact, his best friend and partner, Matt stone
Clip from this interview
Me: Wow! You really used to write fan fiction, Grandma? What did you write about?
Grandma: Oh, it was for Star Trek. Just little stories about Kirk and Spock, you know?
Me:
DID YOU KNOW that sometimes characters lie. out loud to others and internally to themselves, and it'll happen right there on the page. other times they are just flat out wrong and don't know it. oftentimes they don't ever find that out. a sizable portion of any story is decidedly not cold hard fact.
Plot Bunnies, Plot Chickens, Etc.
As a lot of people aren’t familiar with plot creatures, I thought I’d shed some light on the members of the mental menagerie…
The Plot Bunny - Story ideas that come bounding in and start multiplying.
The Plot Chicken - They squawk, flap around, and shit everywhere, but when you actually need to do something with them, they scatter.
The Plot Sloth - Takes its sweet goddamned time turning into something useful.
The Plot Mule - When you mash two plots together and get something cool, but you can’t get a sequel out of it to save your life.
The Plot Cat - Lazy little bastards who take up your headspace, scare away all the other plot bunnies, but won’t actually do anything except lay there.
The Plottweiler - Barks loudly and viciously so you can’t ignore it, distracts you from everything else you want to write, but leaves you too paralyzed with fear to actually put words down.
The Plot Squirrel - Cute, distracting, full of nuts, and just TRY to keep up with that train of thought.
The Plot Bedbug - Shows up during the night, chews on you so you can’t sleep, and disappears in the daylight.
The Plot Tick - Burrows in, bleeds you dry, and leaves you with the creepy-crawlies. Mostly preys on horror writers.
The Plotroach - Totally unappealing, but so tenacious they’ll survive anything until you finally give up and write them.
What Plot Creatures have you encountered?
@petermorwood
The Plot Shark - While you’re paddling happily along it surges out of nowhere and takes a big bite out of what you’re working on.
The Plotranha - Like the Plot Shark, but lots of smaller and more nibbly bites, often until there’s nothing left but a skeleton.
The Plotegrine Falcon - One of those ideas that looks great but, unless you’re very quick, will be gone before you know it’s there.
The Plot House-Mouse - related to the Plot Bedbug, it’s the idea that goes “skrit-skrit” late at night and keeps you from sleeping, partly because you know you can’t do anything about it until morning - by which time it’s gone all quiet. Attempts to trap it leaves a remnant that’s a lot less annoying but also a lot less attractive, and is usually just thrown away.
The Plot Swan (a) - That beautifully phrased sentence or paragraph where everything is just right and seems effortless, and only you know how much energy you’ve expended to get it that way.
The Plot Swan (b) - That beautifully phrased sentence or paragraph where everything is just right until you realise you’ve been so busy with form that you forgot function, and there’s a continuity error in the middle that chases you for ages afterwards. (Plot Swan (b) often turns up after publication when it’s too late to fix.)
@theriverscribe look it’s a whole plot zoo!
I has them ALL!!! 😍
I just need to start a damn zoo apparently
@altyex THIS. THIS RIGHT HERE
The Plot Peacock: looks beautiful and showy and effortless, hides the fact that it took you three hours of reading through scripts and wiki to find that one fact about angel blades. Is a bitch to actually control.
The Plotopus: has 8+ different subplots that are absolutely essential to it’s movement, but each subplot has a brain of it’s own and goes in a different direction
I have all of these bastards. But mainly squirrels.
The Plot Phoenix: every time it looks like it’s going somewhere it dead-ends and reboots. each reboot is shinier than the last but none of them actually finish.
The Plot Fossil: it died young, but this fragment is so lovely you can’t stand to recycle it into something else.
The Ploticulated Plython: it wraps itself lovingly around you. it feels like a hug. so cozy, so comfy. then it starts to squeeze.
Ploticorn: uh oh, it doesn’t actually exist, it’s just really pretty in your head.
Plot Crow: constantly cawing and hassling you, and stealing bits of your brain and sanity.
Plot Dragon: It’s huge, it’s beautiful, it’s completely terrifying, it’s well beyond your ability to tame or control, it hoards all your shiniest ideas and it has your entire mental landscape on fire.
I mostly get cats, plotweilers and ticks, besides the above. I’ve been possessed by a Plot Dragon since the age of twelve.
Fellas is it gay to be the answer to one’s prayers

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Actually, the reason to write that rarepair longfic that no one else is going to read is so you can go back and re-read it yourself when you're sad.
Or horny.
Taste.
Go for It, Nakamura! is a Japanese manga series written and illustrated by- wait, wait.
Delectatio Morosa is a Conclave visual novel which takes place after the conclave has long finished - but that doesn't make things any easier for Cardinal Lawrence, whose duty as a dean is never done. Manage your time and familiar faces as you try to ensure the success of the approaching All Saints' celebration.
Flirt with senior citizens! Fumble the pope! You can do it all in Delectatio Morosa, FREE TO PLAY and downloadable here! Follow @conclavevisualnovel for updates!
i feel like the youth should be reminded that the point of shipping is not for a ship to become canon. the point of shipping is to collect all the canon crumbs like starved mice, run away cackling and make some fun little scenarios with them just for the hell of it.

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i only threw this conclave for you…
what’s a little bouncing on it between buddies?
what’s a little trip to pound town between pals?
what’s a little coitus between comrades?
what’s a little humping between homies?