richard iii dashboard simulator. i thought it would be funny and here we are
๐halfhearteddickjoke
what if i caused problems on purpose <3
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๐halfhearteddickjoke
oh no... i cant believe the king is having my brother killed... oh noooo
#FUCK YOU GEORGE
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๐ฅladyanne Follow
man i miss my husband and father in law
๐halfhearteddickjoke
hey
๐ฅladyanne
shut the fuck up you literally killed them??? get off my post
๐halfhearteddickjoke
can i try rizzing you up
๐ฅladyanne
um. sure?
๐halfhearteddickjoke
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
๐ฅladyanne
i can't believe i'm saying this but this is kind of working.
๐งโโ๏ธgentleman-retainer
anyone else in this thread smoke weed
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๐นlancaster-official Follow
you all suck.
@/elizabeth-woodville your son will die and you will be deposed and youre gonna die SAD and ALONE.
@/river-severn @/dorset-sheep and @/billhastings you're gonna get executed
@/halfhearteddickjoke hm. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. nobody hang out with this conniving bitch i hate him i hate him so much and i am three seconds away from killing him constantly.
๐ฆfuckinghim Follow
get off tumblr margaret we're in court
๐นlancaster-official
he's not gonna want you as his boytoy forever
๐ฆfuckinghim
WE'RE NOT EVEN IN A RELATIONSHIP??????
๐นlancaster-official
i've seen you talk to him. i know what you are
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๐ผmr-london-tower Follow
just heard george duke of clarence say "snork mimi" aloud i'm gonna [remembers that suicide jokes do nothing for my mental health] request to be moved away from guarding his cell
๐ผmr-london-tower
update: so it turns out the malmsey wine is unusable, for related reasons to this man.
#fuckin. dead body in the malmsey. cant have nice things around here #i hate my job so bad
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eddie-baby-deactivated
yayyy everybody is friends now :)
๐halfhearted-dick-joke
dude you literally killed clarence??? you cant be having other people making friends youre a murderer
eddie-baby-deactivated
WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT I CANCELED THAT ORDER???
๐halfhearted-dick-joke
you killed that guy man what the fuck. you cant be doing that
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๐elizabeth-woodville Follow
I regret to inform you all that the king has died.
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โจcecily-not-sicily Follow
dude my sons GOTTA stop dying. this is so fucked.
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๐halfhearteddickjoke
i do so love to cause problems on purpose :)
#sorry to any family members of lords rivers, vaughan, and grey. um. you will not be seeing them anymore! <3
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๐ฆfuckinghim Follow
preteens are so scary for no reason??? had to interact with two for work and like. they suck so bad. "i fear no uncles dead" shut the fuck up you smartass little shit. also had to explain to them the history of the tower of london which. i don't fucking know that shit! i don't know who built the tower of london! it sure as fuck wasn't julius caesar!
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#๏ธโฃbillhastings Follow
SOMEONE has got to stop waking me up in the middle of the night to hear their dreams
#๏ธโฃbillhastings
oh what the fuck.
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๐bishop-ely Follow
crazy day at work today
#never go outside to get strawberries worst mistake of my life #came back in the room and they were accusing hastings of witchcraft. like sure yeah i guess
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๐ฆfuckinghim Follow
richard duke of gloucester should be king because not only are edward v and richard duke of york illegitimate but also so was edward iv. also richard duke of gloucester is just. kind of an all around good guy! as opposed to edward iv who ah. how do i put this in a manner that isn't horribly offensive. yeah okay figured it out. not a great person! unpleasant to be around!
also if you wanna know what was up with hastings he was a traitor don't worry about it.
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๐ฅladyanne Follow
RICHARD. RICHARD WHEN I CATCH YOU RICHARD. WHAT DO YOU MEAN KING OF ENGLAND
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๐ฆfuckinghim Follow
shit dude that one vine wasn't lying. what the fuck richard
#i have to leave immediately. jesus fucking christ man.
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๐halfhearteddickjoke
yay king of england :) i will be very good at this i feel
#everybody's always like "what the fuck richard you can't kill two kids" or "why would you do that" and never like "was it fun having those preteens killed. it looked fun"
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๐นlancaster-official Follow
@/halfhearteddickjoke FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
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๐halfhearteddickjoke
wow everything is going so bad. what the entire shit @/fuckinghim
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๐ฆfuckinghim Follow
ughhh margaret was right. NOT ABOUT THE BOYTOY THING
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ยฎ๏ธhenry-twoder-or-something Follow
hi ive been here the whole time. ive done the math and i do technically have a claim to the throne :)
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๐halfhearteddickjoke
i cant believe im saying this but i did just have an ebenezer scrooge moment. god i hate it here.
#maybe i am a bad person
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ยฎ๏ธhenry-twoder-or-something Follow
wow richard has died :) i cant believe i am the king now! yayyyy
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๐ฃโโ๏ธresident-dumb-fuck Follow
final message from op! sorry everyone. im so annoying about this forever
