show me how life can be

Heated Rivalry is a closed door hockey romance in the sense that they fade to black on the hockey. The sex is explicit, but the hockey is implied.

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

if you want to dress gay but aren’t sure how, you need to focus more on finding clothes you actually like and that make you feel good when you look in the mirror. develop your style independently of what you think looks gayest and trust the homosexuality will follow. it goes where confidence and self acceptance are

It exists and it's called Portland, Oregon

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

hey can you come over and surgically remove this heavy, aching rot from my heart? we can watch a movie afterwards

sports arent real

no ai usage over here. you’re gonna get my shitty authentic writing whether you like it or not

no literally when you can’t even blog about it

Having second thoughts about this memory erasing cult guys

Having second thoughts about this memory erasing cult guys

i would go outside to draw except I'd get carried away by mosquitoes

does anyone else think that its crazy (remembers i’m in discourse time-out this week) how the wind blowing thru the grass is so common yet so beautiful. one of many marvelous experiences in this wonderful life

there is nothing a corporation hates more than having employees, but a close second is having to provide a good or service in order to make money. these two reasons concisely explain is why the ai bubble formed in the first place.

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading