bjaarki

i listened to my body and it's asking for substances

I think that one of the most frustrating things about algospeak, after the "compliance in advance" self-censorship, is that there is no actual evidence-based justification for it. Everyone who uses it does so because they heard from a guy who heard from a guy that The Algorithm will bury their content if they don't use cutesy euphemisms.

it's weird how its a literal superstition about algorithms, and it's significantly changing English as it's used

i see that you media addicted louts have filled your tomodachi life islands with video game and movie characters instead of great leftist thinkers

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

I love that birds walk around sometimes...like literally so humble

"bosch" doesn't sound like the name of a guy who'd make paintings like that. but when you add "hieronymus" to the mix it starts to make sense

marriage before thirties is so insane because you're barely a person yet

divorce before thirties however is chic beyond comprehension