Gender

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

easy website

^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”

"Websight" is a Valid Warrior Cat Name!

train wreck of a post. hit reblog

oww :(

What if I declared myself a pretender to some throne somewhere

Fuck it, big one. I'm the legitimate Queen of England.

Was this legitimacy conferred by blood, pond sword, or did you beat ol' Elizabeth at blackjack?

The great and terrible god Wōden rode down out of the sky and gave me a mandate to rule over all the Angelcynn. It was tight

Yeah sure. I (we?) declare the game to be over at last. Everybody wins.

what was Wōden riding? was it a really big loud badass motorcycle? I hope it was a big loud badass motorcycle

No it was that cool spiderhorse he's got

What's your stance on conkers in schools?

mandatory

Cool, you're in. Dont forget that as the queen you have the power to dissolve parliament.

Well as queen of the Angelcynn I will of course be replacing those clowns with a respectable wittan

Wait if I'm a queen now but I was already one of @systlin 's house-karls I guess that makes her like the suzerain or something

One of the funniest things I've seen happen in real-time is the gradual progression of cyberdeck DIY stuff going from "this is obscure nerd shit" to "unless you literally need a Windows/MacOS device for work, a tiny bespoke handmade Linux machine will probably give you less headache and be more reliable and is vastly less likely to get remotely bricked by an update or obsoleted"

The problem with this though is that Linux Users (distinct from people who use Linux) are some of the most annoying fucking people on the planet, so a lot of people who would probably benefit from a little custom Linux machine are going to be put off of the concept entirely by condescending nerds with superiority complexes

I like to imagine King Arthur refused to believe he was adopted as a child because if your mean older brother said “You’re not even related to us, a wizard dropped you off at our house when you were a baby.” you would be sooooo skeptical.

Ector introducing Arthur to people as his foster son and Arthur explaining that it is a familial inside joke after he walks away.

I like to imagine King Arthur refused to believe he was adopted as a child because if your mean older brother said “You’re not even related to us, a wizard dropped you off at our house when you were a baby.” you would be sooooo skeptical.

Ector introducing Arthur to people as his foster son and Arthur explaining that it is a familial inside joke after he walks away.

The Cake Wrecks blog is one that I miss.

I need to admit something to the US Tumblrinas. Philadelphia isn't a place to me. It's a cream cheese. You say "philadelphia" or "philly" and I immediately, and exclusively, think of the cream cheese. "Twelve people die in Philadelphia disaster" wow that must've been a Molasses Flood style event

Xena perfectly demonstrated that redemption is a lifestyle change with ongoing effort and not a task to be checked off of a to-do list.

if you, like me, are hesitant to enjoy what kinda sounds like "relaxes food standards" on the surface, I'm happy to report that this isn't "everyone can do what they want with your food supply without oversight" but rather a case where in NYC you had to have a permit to sell food and a second, superfluous permit to sell frozen desserts. This action simply removes the need for the second permit, rolling it into the first permit in order to help small businesses. Yay!