Wow, Mr. Shitty

guy who clutches his chest and says "GOOD LORD" in sincere terror when it turns out the blueberry sale ended and they're full price again

bittys uncle buys him a “women want me, fish fear me” hat for christmas and he sits there like :| because his uncle may not know he’s gay but he knows damn well he’s bad at fishing

not a day goes by when I don’t think about Jack becoming a figure skater and Bitty never quitting figure skating and them doing those couples routines where they look at each other like they put the stars in the sky and the whole world can see they’re clearly so deeply and irrevocably in love with each other it hurts. NOT ONE DAY

mcu this dccu that what about the most important cinematic universe the cpcu (check please cinematic universe)

their fourth grade kid comes back from school one evening and tells them they’re supposed to write down a family recipe and bring it to class to make a book. bitty is vibrating out of his skin, but kiddo turns towards jack and asks, “papa, what do you put in your morning smoothie?”

I really like fictional couples that actually enjoy spending time with each other. It seems like such a simple, mundane thing. But, often, I see fictional couples who are completely enamored and dramatic and willing to die for each other, which is fine. But like… do they enjoy hanging out? Do they have private jokes and would they be friends even if they weren’t in love? It feels like such a basic thing, but it’s something that I actually don’t see that often. And it feels so refreshing and honest compared to these over-dramatic romeo and juliet-esque romances. Just two people who become good friends and because they enjoy each other’s presence so much it grows into a strong attraction. It feels more real and tangible than two attractive people meeting and “falling in love at first sight” - like, of course, you fell in love at first sight! You’re both supermodels! Sorry, can’t relate.

I don’t know if I have any check please mutuals left but!!! If you are out there!!! When jack speaks French to bitty and it’s all romantic and bitty doesn’t know!!! I LOVE THAT!!!!!!!!

They have sides of the bed and they ain’t switching because there’s a wall in the way