primordial soup season

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

Yeah my belly is visible when I reach up for something. Rub it and you'll get good luck forever.

DJing at the club: put your hands in the air and shake your ass a lil if you love baby animals!!!! everyone go crazy!! do it for the baby animals!!😄

it's so hard talking to people with normative views on shit someone will say "i lost five pounds this month!" and im not supposed to say "im so sorry" or "you wanna get high and try to get em back?"? fuckkkkkkkk this shit is so hard im NOT getting that promotion

Fuck the haters. I believe in you

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

there is no natural or normal way to explain liking hairless vagina . you hate beautiful curls down south? kill your self

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

Being hairy is so awesome #mammal

may the sun shine on yr leg hair often this summer

they call me the avoider for reasons i don't really want to talk about

evil therapist: to ground yourself, look around, name 5 things you can kill, and 4 things you can at least maim