sensitive bitch

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

i’m having an affair with Open in New Tab

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

thinking about developing a social skill soon

james baldwin was so right when he said “the children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality.”

i was born in the absolute RIGHT generation if i had to have children i would KILL MY SELF!!!!

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

love writing a post and then discarding it immediately. microdosing on having an opinion