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To have these two moments take place on the same night is just so good
throwback to when the Yellowjackets DEVOURED Jackie Taylor lol 🐝😱❤️😅🔥😂 buzz buzz buzz!
My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.
I hate cigarettes so much I hate that smoking is becoming cool again I hate that we're becoming contrarian hipsters about this disgusting habit that has literally killed so many people and destroyed so many lives I'm so serious we need to become absolute killjoys about this again it's time to go 90s scolds on cigarettes until the scourge is wiped out entirely.
It's not even that they kill you. Lots of contrarian passively suicidal people hear that they kill you and they think "oh cool. Whatever."
They make your hands cold. They give you little asshole pucker wrinkles around your mouth. They kill you so fucking slow. Make it so your lungs hurt all the time. They make every cold a chest cold that takes months to go away. They suck your money out bit by bit, every day forever. Just be a little bit more poor forever until they kill you in fifty years. They kill you for fifty years. Just a little shorter of breath, just a little colder, heart beating a little too fast. And the longer you go, the harder it is to quit.
You're depressed and nicotine is an anti-depressant as well as a stimulant. It helps ease that crushing void in your soul just a little bit. Puts a little bit of energy in your steps. Until it doesn't. Until all you can think about is when your next smoke break is. Until you're sixty five and in the hospital because you need emergency surgery on an clogged artery and you're attempting suicide by willful medical neglect because getting the surgery that will save your life will mean not smoking a cigarette for three whole days.
every morning i can hear my neighbor outside smoking. i can hear him because he is coughing: raspy, dry, painful sounding hacking cough. he is outside before the sun comes up, sometimes twice between when i wake up (5am) and when i leave for work (6am). he is outside when it is 100 degrees and smoky, when it is negative 20, when it is soaking wet.
some days my coworker checks his phone over and over, waiting for direct deposit to hit so he can buy cigarettes. even if you never get sick, smoking takes your choices away. you have to go sit outside alone in the cold first thing in the morning. you have to spend the first $12 of your paycheck on another pack. and you smell gross the entire time.

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i hate that diet culture means all the tasty drinks everywhere are loaded with stevia now. this isn't even a stance about health, I just think it tastes so fucking bad
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im making fucking VIP memes tgats the point weve gotten to
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god jess mckenna is so fucking hot always someone invite us both to the same wedding PLEASE
game changer season 8 does have occasional faults but it also understands that for every high concept, You Can Only Get The Experience Of Watching This For The First Time Once episode (i.e., count the rice, noise some makes) there should also be more low stakes, We Made Up A Fun Game For Comedians To Play So You Can Have Fun Watching Them episode (don’t wake s&p, earwigs). season 7 was a slam dunk in terms of high budget twisty personalized torture chambers of unscripted television but that’s just not sustainable for the show in the long run and arguably antithetical to game changer’s first principles. fuck, man, sometimes you put a couple improvisers in silly wigs so that you can name the episode after a pun and that’s like half of the charm. sometimes you just have to let zach reino go whole hog on a fop bit and let that be the show. get back to the basics and leave some room for the insaneo heavy hitters. they can’t all be one year later!!!
i do so sincerely love that the second you take an improv comedian and put a giant ridiculous marie antoinette style wig on them they immediately become possessed by the spirit of a deranged 18th century fop without needing to be asked
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they should come up with a positive snake that does something good when it bites you. so it's not just venom every time
the amount of lawsuits these exploited children are going to be filing 20 years from now is going to be crazy and im all for it
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Went to the grocery store with my kindergartener. We weighed some bananas: 2 pounds even. We weighed a watermelon: 4 pounds even. We weighed some mangos: a little over 1 pound. We weighed the watermelon AND the bananas: 6 pounds even.
“That’s funny” said the child “because 2+4=6 and two pounds and four pounds is six pounds. It’s like the same as math!”
“What happens if you add 6+1?”
“SEVEN”
“What if we put one pound of mangos on the scale?” <mangos added>
“IT’S THE SAME!!”
“OK, what’s 7-4?”
“Three?”
“What if we take the four pound watermelon off the scale?” <watermelon removed>
“Mama! Are you telling me math works In Real Life? Think of all the things you could measure!!”