the spirit is willing but the flesh is experiencing technical difficulties

Literally any other colour would’ve been a better choice guys.

I think y’all are missing the point here.

You can theorize to Nebraska and back but that doesn’t change my immediate reaction which is that someone is literally dragging a corpse around

this post is the perfect summation of tumblr’s reading comprehension and critical thought abilities

Reblogging because there’s a lot of new people on here and you need some context for the jokes.

Help a newcomer, reblog Children’s Hospital Colour Theory

[ID: a photo of a chandelier with lava lamps installed in place of candles or light bulbs. End ID]

it is so hilarious that tdh has about 40 minutes of recurring leitmotifs throughout the acts and yet when they say ‘one life for another’ legitimately like 30 times in the procession this is not EVER reincorporated he just gets it all out there. like fuck it I guess. who needs recurring lyricism when we can say it several dozen times in one song and never again

a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

"You can never enjoy anything while there are bad things happening. Even if you personally can't stop the bad things, you must spend every waking moment of your entire life being absolutely miserable while contemplating the bad things. If you have a moment of happiness, you are helping evil." - the puritans and insufferable modern-day twits

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

ⓘ This user is a malicious entity made of seafoam.

Out of my way, bothersome footnote, I'm about to get it

also "ough life-saving essential medical equipment uses so much plastic" in this country you can purchase an artificial ballsack for your pickup truck

"ough watching a show uses so much electricity" on road sides there are giant electrified billboards that do nothing but show you ads

Thank you for the perspective check

@pathologising