What's my Hyperfixation today?

is prettyboy even an insult. everything you say after you call someone a prettyboy is immediately more homoerotic. like . hello

If you're writing 18th century dialogue, this website lets you search words and phrases to double-check whether they were in use & meant what you intend. It doesn't include every period-accurate use of a word/phrase, but it certainly helped me separate genuine 18th century grammar from the vague tangle of 💬old-fashioned fancy-speak💬 I've internalized from TV and video games.

A dictionary of the English and Italian languages by Giuseppe Baretti is a bilingual dictionary from 1790!

whenever i see a baby in public i wish i were like a powerful faerie god mother character who could give the baby a gift like “you’ll never get a cold” or “math will always make sense to you” or something like bein’ great with string instruments but I don’t have any powers that I know of but it doesn’t stop me from trying so every time I see a baby in public I tell the adult with it “what a beautiful baby” and it makes them smile and then I pretend I can take the goodness of their smile and I look at the baby and I think very hard “you will have a good life, even if it’s hard, you will end up happy” and I’m just hopin’ the magic kicks in at some point

faerie: for your service, I will grant you one boon me: cool can it be the power to grant boons faerie, looking through the manual: uh,

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

Can’t believe this is how I learned that HUGH DANCY CAN BELLY DANCE???? Omg

“AI IS THE ANTICHRIST!! STOP IT! STOP“ i yell as they drag me to the asylum

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.

Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)

God I need this so bad for my Midterm so please let this work again for me.

I could use some luck

in waiting on college acceptance letters. PLEASE GOLD POTATO.

I figure there's no harm in trying lol

Please potato

Please potato I need this

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

@o-lei-o-lai-o-lord a fine addition to the collection

Hi Gus!

Actually I believe his name is Ghee Buttersnaps

Not Guster?

you’re both wrong im pretty sure its Sh’dynasty

THIS IS AMAZINGGGGG OMG

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege