“Mixologist” shut the fuck up, say boozewizard like a fucking adult

the greatest plot point in Teen Wolf is still, without question, the fact that sometimes turning into a werewolf goes wrong and you turn into a lizard instead

men’s thighs (crowd of hundreds of thousands applauding)

the power of christ compels YOU. im ok though

reminder that, as far as anyone knows, this man is literally 100% cisgender. this is fantastic. I love him ever so

Imagine being able to be seen as your actual gender and also dress like this AND get paid for it. Under those conditions I’d do girl month too bro

HOT SINGLES DOOMED BY THE NARRATIVE IN YOUR AREA!!!!!!!!! CLICK NOW!!!

no, YOU have a microwave brain that slowly rotates blorbos. I have a washing machine brain that rotates AND soaks them and sometimes things get a little intense and it starts going THUNK THUNK THUNK and nearly breaks itself because of blorbo overload

I also do not know what Elon Musk meant when he told me to "try a google search."

Daily reminder to go drink some water and take a nap! Also make sure to eat a tasty snack and sharpen your sword collection!!