bad boy/sad boy nation

relentlessly funny to me when people treat a relationship between someone in their 30s and someone in their 40s as "age difference". bro i cannot tell you which of my friends are 34 and which are 44. i can probably tell you which ones aren't 30 yet, but it's probable some of them are 50 now and i didn't notice. if you're over 30 and don't have kids, it's kinda all one age until you can collect social security.

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

big fan of anything that shuts my brain off for a little while

surely there has to be somebody on the internet who wants to give me $500,000 in exchange for nothing at all

It's not just rude to make me read something you didn't want to write. It is that you expect me to respond to your email written by Claude. You don't even want me to talk to you. You want me to talk to Claude so that you can make Claude respond for you. It is rude to expect me to talk to a chatbot when I wanted to talk to you.

in my opinion one of the hottest thing maul ever did was sit on that throne like a slut, leg propped up, shirt open, deflecting blaster fire with one lazy flick of his wrist

Not to sound like a repressed Victorian maiden but watch the way his eyelids move