bad boy/sad boy nation

Stop warning me about mature content I'm literally an adult

no more daddy. in 2026 all men whimper on floor pathetic

oh you’re yanking my chain? yank harder

got so nervous i accidentally jerked him on

Luke saying “you’ll find i’m full of surprises” to Vader before losing his lightsaber and falling down some stairs is such a life mood

its right up there with anakin saying “you underestimate my power” and then proceeding to get all his remaining limbs chopped off by Obi-Wan. like father, like son. 

Star Wars establishes the very real life lesson that a badass line does not guarantee success

once again i love how star wars takes place in a massive galaxy with thousands of planets and billions of people, and yet every bounty hunter knows each other personally

It's called networking babe

when Boba Fett adds you on LinkedIn you know you've made it

i feel like something inside me has gone moldy