see you space cowboy

fanfic titles be like “we have not touched the stars (nor are we forgiven)” and then you look at the tags & the first one is “anal fisting”

we need to kill whoever invented onedrive

I only have 5 hp please be gentle with me

i won’t say anything weird anymore i prommy (different way of saying promise)

💙 💖gorgeous💖💙

Fantastic work guys

screenshots fron the whatsapp sticker collection:

being so fr when I say that transmisogyny has put feminism back like 50 years

what i thought we had distanced ourselves from was the reduction of women to vaginas and wombs and the ability to bear children. i thought we had progressed past ‘dresses are for women and pants are for men.’ i thought we progressed past the idea that someone is less of a woman if she does not adhere strictly to beauty standards. i thought we progressed past the idea that naturally being comfortable adhering to highly feminine standards is vulgar. but i (sarcastically) guess no one could have predicted that trans-exclusive feminism would be the downfall of all the progress we’ve made

Dr. Seuss pens

everyone shut the fuck up i’m trying to focus on my diabolical homosexual thoughts