:^)

show me another funny picture im not driving tonight

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

I just love barking so I really couldn’t give a fuck if this is the right tree or not haha

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

They're doing nothing to me #controlgroup

Vodka & benadryl got me feeling like a oyster

I think the biphobic misconception that bisexual women only date men and bisexual men only date men may have a correlation to the fact that there is always a man freaky and horny in your DMs no matter what. It isn’t that bisexual women are secretly straight or that bisexual men are secretly gay, it’s that men are out there behaving like starving dogs and you feel so bad you end up feeding one, you know? Anyway, this coffee is a medium and I ordered a large. It’s okay, it’s busy in here, I get it.