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Hokage-sama, I've worn hats ever since I lost my hair. But lately I think about becoming a bald daddy. There's a chance I may look like Jason Stathan, however, I might in fact be giving Bezos . How does one become an unapologetic bald daddy? I have the daddy part down, but being a bald daddy suggests confidence I don't yet possess. Should I throw the hats away and tell the twinks I'm bald and I'm proud, or book my ticket to Turkey, so I stop looking like an unc at the function?
Being a bald daddy isn't something you decide! It's something you become. You're already halfway there, the hair is gone, but another door opened. Confidence is something you won't find under a hat… or in this Turkey. It will grow with time.
The hats are holding you back, take them off and let your baldness shine like a kunai. Don't apologize for the shape of your skull. The twinks can be cruel, you need to find the confidence to tell them it's their burden to carry.
Don't worry, the twinks will be fighting each other to tap your cap. And remember, Turkey is always there for you if it fails.
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"You smell like a goddamn weed Hashirama" Kurama growls, turning his face away "all of you from the tree hugger clan are the same."
"No, Kurama... I was just drinking my herbal detox tea, it's not weed," he explained. "I would never do weed, it's a devil's plant, it makes you slow and..." he didn't finish that thought.
"Do you want some of my tea? It'll help with your stomach issues, and it'll make your fur brighter... Love and light."
Hashirama warned Madara that he should put on a warmer jacket since it’s so cold outside, and Madara quickly affirmed that he would rather freeze to death then look like a giant marshmallow.
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Hashirama is held to a higher standard in the fandom. When he makes a mistake, it's treated as a moral failure or a sign of incompetence. As if he should've prevented every future tragedy, solved political conflicts, foresee the actions of people who lived decades after him etc. etc.
Other characters' flaws are being tied to their trauma by the fandom. Their bad choices are explained, forgiven, and understood as the result of what they went through. But this happens rarely with Hashirama. His flaws are treated as intentional choices, not the result of childhood abuse or growing up in a war, being sent to kill as a child, or losing two brothers before he was even emotionally developed.
Fandom only recognizes trauma when it looks like rage, depression, violence, isolation, self-destruction. But when it looks like conflict avoidance, suddenly it isn't recognized at all. Because it doesn't look dramatic, people pretend there is no trauma.
This creates an unfair fandom narrative where Hashirama is expected to be perfect and denied the right to be traumatised at the same time. And so instead he's infantilized, oversimplified, blamed, flattened, and quite frankly boring.
**Headcanon I wrote in the past, it's also on ao3 somewhere**
The winter came and left in March when spring started to sprout. Mito’s birthday was coming and Hashirama remembered, as always. He bought her a book and a kimono tie. But he immediately realized that he wanted to give her much more – peace, more love, and his presence. Every time he walked past her, he felt like he was a spare in their house and that he was just a trouble for her. That was when an idea broke a loose spark in his mind.
Hashirama didn’t spend more time with Mito, he spent less. He was constantly arranging something, and he was returning to bed at 2 am in the morning. And that was how it went for a few months. All Mito could hear, instead of him talking, was the rattling sound of Hashirama sharpening his knives, saws, and chisels. He never mentioned why he was doing that, or why he was spending so much money, or why he carried home so much lacquer and brushes. His money simply mysteriously disappeared; the wrinkles under his eyes had gotten deeper and darker. He didn’t even try to tell her why he was doing all of that, and so she could only wonder.
Was he enjoying gambling in secret? Was he trying to sell his old stuff to get more money?
The truth was that Hashirama was working on a grand gift he wanted to give to his wife for the anniversary of their wedding. He had the exact idea of what he wanted to do.
He wanted to turn the attic into a winter garden with a glass ceiling that would be held by carved wooden frames. With a little money, with help of their oldest daughter, and imagination, he wanted to do all of it alone. So, he cut out the doors and decorated them with shapes of small roses. He changed the floors, adorned the bookshelves, used the oak to create tables and chairs, bought a sofa, and brought flowers so they would get used to the environment. He did everything just to see the surprised smile on the face of his wife. And also for Mito to have somewhere to go when things would get hard.
He carefully planned, sketched all his ideas, giving all of his free time to being creative. He was imagining how they would relax there together one day. He perched the old books and scrolls into the bookshelves and polished the windows. He even got a few blankets and carpets for free from a local merchant he sometimes played cards with. He made a rocking chair and put it into the center of the room. He had every little detail planned.
It wasn’t his intention that the southern window faced his likeness on the mountain. And that every time someone would enter the room, he would see him there, on the mountain.
He was in a rush to have everything ready for their anniversary. There were just a few details left, like getting the right linen for cushions and making flowerpots. The last thing he got to do was to frame their family pictures and hang them on the wooden walls.
He never got to finish it. Or tell Mito about it. He passed away before their anniversary.
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This is my au that I call the little fiancé au lolol basically Hashirama is taken in by the uchiha thanks to Madara who saves him from the oppression of the senju clan bc he ofc is in love with him. Tajima takes him in under the condition Hashirama and Madara must marry in the future.
I couldn’t do the other days was too busyToT but this was super fun! Thanks MIRA FOR ORGANIZING THIS 😝🥰
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