Punk's not dead but I'm not far off

let’s all look at target’s nothingburger pride collection together

when you choke it just right it goes "oh fuck fuck fuck fuck please please fuck please god fuck" in a little squeaky moan

I need a sub to fuck me in the most pathetic way possible. Whining and whimpering and begging for my approval to cum while I pull on his leash. Literally praying to me. Making him clean up the mess afterwards. If he cums too quick I will punish him <3

white europeans love to pretend like the united states and europe aren’t two cheeks of the same ass

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

our economy is literally held up by ruining other countries i just cant take this serious like its all a joke a nastyyyyy joke and then on top of that i have to share the planet with ppl who call themselves hufflepuffs