and i’m a virgo!

“doesn’t he own a shirt” probably ed but he’s too busy being fetishized as a native person and as a child both in character and in reality by thousands of predatory middle-aged women including the predatory middle-aged woman who wrote him to be wearing a shirt and for some reason weitz, slade, and condon felt comfortable/that it was appropriate to cater to that demographic and also it’s been established that he is borderline impoverished (an issue that many native/first nations/disabled households deal with anyways) and doesn’t have a lot of shirts because he keeps tearing them when he shifts and doesn’t have a ton of means to replace them and also you can read his mind so you know all this information and even if you couldn’t you’ve been around for a hundred odd years you could probably come to an educated guess as to why he doesn’t own many shirts use your brain cells bud get it together why don’t you use $12 of your daddy’s Forty Six Billion Dollars to buy him a four-pack of hanes t-shirts from target if it bothers you so much

conspiracy theory: people on other social media sites keep saying tumblr is dead so they can mine us for resources without anyone else going to the source

half the comments on any given tumblr screenshot post are like "wow I miss tumblr, shame it died" and the screenshot is from, like, last tuesday

i have just had the revelation that edward cullen’s icicle dick sparkles in the sunlight and now i want to throw myself off a bridge

the twilight soundtrack really had no reason to pop off like that. it was 2008. 2010. we were listening to... to ke$ha and pitbull. we weren't ready