bi dumbass rights!

love hearing ppl's cafe drink + baked treat combos, soothes my gnarled soul. i like an iced chai latte + bacon-egg-cheese sandwich, hbu?

"sex scenes have no narrative purpose" is such a funny take on so many levels. people will really believe that the whole human experience is valuable to portray artistically except sex, which of course has never held emotional weight or significance for anybody

"what's the purpose of sex scenes in media??" well you see sometimes people have sex. sometimes it can be important even

yeah ok but i dont wanna watch straight sex scene number 1231234837582 in the middle of some movie thats clearly not fucking high art or anything, like please, tell me how the sex scene made jason X a deeper movie ill wait

you genuinely think that "the sex scene in Jason X, the movie about jason from Friday the 13th killing people in space, is bad" is a rebuttal to this point? like genuinely? genuinely? like you think that's the kind of sex scene I was talking about in the original post? you think when I'm talking about the artistic merit of sex scenes in movies you think I'm talking about the bit with the dominatrix in Jason X (2001) dir. James Isaac, the movie where Jason from Friday the 13th gets put in cryosleep and wakes up in the future on a spaceship where he starts killing people in outer space? you genuinely think this is the kind of movie and scene I'm referring to when I'm arguing for the potential artistic value of a type of scene? Jason X? Jason X? the one with Jason on a spaceship? you think that "well Jason X, the movie about Jason on a spaceship killing people in space, is bad" is a rebuttal to my point? Jason X? Jason X? J

Also if you finish reblog with your kill count

you’re gonna go to the hardware store. you’re gonna get some joint compound. you’re gonna get some caulk, and you’re gonna caulk that shit. [okay, well uh, fyi] “fyi”? [i’m not your fuckin gopher] fiy FIY YOU COCKED IT UP YOU’RE GONNA CAULK IT OUT [okay well i would love to but uh my license is expired, EFF. yi] (you drove in this morniiiinnggg…..) sydney. you wanna help, you can take him [NAH. time out, i’ll uber, thank you] (grow uppp) [thank you] SURGE RATES, FUCKO.

Out of Touch Thursday

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

happy last out of touch thursday of the year

if it's a girl we're naming her drunk drivers and if it's a boy we're naming him killer whales

5 ibuprofen 2 garlic

Try my recipe boy

I can use my autism power to find the prostate on the 1st try

Look at my post boy