ben10 cant b a digimon bcuz they have code not dna

Tony Hawk's Solosexual Popperbation

cities breaking down on a camels back

Really obsessed with this one like how old cameras worked making everyone blurry against the statue and just makes you realize how long the statue has been right. There.

People on here talk about Laura Palmer like she’s their friend who actually died

one sup of this will have you demanding the news

not a true star wars fan cuz i dont think we should make milk all those colors

MATURE CONTENT FILTER?

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

Is it licking boots?

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.