Love and be loved in return, Dipshits

*going to a festival that celebrates what has for a long time been considered sexual degeneracy by society* Oh boy I sure hope I don’t encounter anything that society views as sexually degenerate!

There is a woman riding a high speed train across the plains of Europe to find you and kill you with her evil knife and she is honestly a pretty great person to hang out with if you ignore the murders

yo ceaseless watcher are you seeing this shit

"I wasted my 20s", cool man, just in time for all the gay sex and weird tattoos you're about to have in your 30s

my favorite emotion is when someone does something kinda foolish and all you can say is “i love you” in response

knight/lord ships are like. what if i would die for you. what if i wanted you to live for me. what if i wanted to touch you but could only be satisfied with being near you. what if i could touch you but only through the safety of our gloves. what if i couldn’t stop thinking about you right next to me. what if i bloodied my hands for you and never looked back at the wreckage. what then

what if i wasn’t allowed to love you. what if i loved you anyway. what if you knew and i knew but we wouldn’t dare to take that step. what if we made meaningful eye contact as i knelt at your feet and devoted my whole being to you. what if i whispered your name for only you to hear

“my lord” is actually something that can be so personal

what if i said “my lord” but i actually meant “my love”

like to slap HER bald head. reblog to slap HER bald head. #feminism

i hope whoever created tiramisu got slopped crazy style for the rest of their life