A small bird

Collecting books is great until you have to move all of them at once and realize that every one of the little bastards weighs about as much as a brick and collectively have the mass of a neutron star

the public library is for lovers

well maybe you should blearily wake up at 5:08 in the pre-dawn light and find the sleeping soft tiny mammal body of your cat just inches from your head like a miracle too beautiful for speech, and you should rustle one hand out from your blankets to rub fingertip circles across the warm eggshell dome of her little velvet-wrapped skull and on the bristly patches just where the cups of her ears begin, and as she inclines her head into your fingers and purrs without ever opening her little eyes you should feel a love so tender that you understand how that love could have reached out from the fireside into the inky spangled nights long gone to reach her, and then you'll feel better

Guillermo del toro phantom of the opera remake would fuck so severely

why don't you do arts and crafts for 5 hours and then you'll calm down

#Tits moderate firm yet jiggly like a third kind of tofu

“the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald” is not a song that’s overly conducive to having fun with friends at a bar or really anything other than a small somber period of melancholy reflection which is too bad because i think i could crush it on karaoke