meme cuisine

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

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has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet

just me. and i'm NOT telling

what the fuck. come on

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

bro we're so fucked they just integrated a ticking clock into the background music

broooo we're cooked the foley designers are integrating a boiling kettle into the soundscape

bro they just cut out the soundtrack entirely and focused really hard on the sound of my breathing and heartbeat we gotta get the fuck out of here

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes