don't like auto-flush toilets. like excuse me I'll tell you when to swallow

terrible post

posts that have -1000 notes to me

thabks

#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

This will reach a million posts before I stop reblogging EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

I would love to have little foxes playing in my grave

anyone wanna sit together in silence while you do your thing and i do my thing and we do our things. together. in silence

Hole good

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

skips a stone over a few posts

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

I don’t need to. The Detroit Lions will still suck and I’ll continue betting on them because I’m stupid.

No you…. really need to click the link

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

This does deserve to go around again

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT THAT WAS NOT AT ALL IT.