Madness, madness, they call it madness.

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

Guards! Fuck each other witless against the floor. Her royal highness requires references for her yaoi drawings of the knights of the round table fandom

see my problem is if i “listen to my body” it literally only wants to lie down and take naps, all the time

Thank you. I hope everybody thinks this

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

i’ll be honest i still fan girl over my own mutuals

there are some people on here who, when they followed me back, I got excited about as if they were a celebrity. and when I think about it, it's kinda sweet how we do that here, and so much more special than celebrity crushes. To be starstruck by someone when they're sharing their personal, more private self. You're famous to me for just being you.

the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away

it really is just so funny in a terrible way that in the lead up to this absolute slopfest of a finale, certain players kept feeding this narrative that it was [sparkle noise] for the fans. but didn’t stop to consider that a script written by NG and his two sycophantic buddies was perhaps not the best gift and was instead the storytelling equivalent of chucking a grenade into a crowded room and locking the door behind them