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this is a blog for e-rated good omens fics, headcanons, and polls.

have something to add? feel free submit your own fic recs (self recs welcome), headcanons, poll suggestions, or general thoughts regarding ANY character or pairing. freaks wanted <3

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on theme with my “first time” recs today:

i’ve noticed it’s common in fics for aziraphale to take his time in bed because he likes to luxuriate in and savor crowley (which i’m assuming comes from the way that he eats).

my headcanon though is since aziraphale is so pent up all the time, once he finally gets the opportunity he would lose his MIND. no way he could hold himself back if crowley was undressed and wanting him. because the thing is, aziraphale lets himself eat. he doesn’t let himself put his hands on crowley, at least not like that. sure, a little touch here and there, but imo there were at LEAST a few thousand years of sexual frustration. after all that time i don’t think he’d be able to even think about going slow, i think he’d be absolutely devouring that demon. no holds barred. too turned on to hold back.

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contrary to this, @ageetee headcanons that crowley won’t let aziraphale rush:

this feels so caring to me! crowley knows that aziraphale will enjoy it the most if he slows down, because he knows how aziraphale experiences pleasure to the fullest. maybe crowley is more in charge here, guiding aziraphale through it, taking him on a journey. sharing and savoring the moment together. very hot.

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does crowley yearn for free use

yes

yes but with emphasis

no

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I just saw the post about Aziraphale going feral on Crowley!! there's a fic I really love that explores that.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/51281128

I have not read the whole series (which is a shame bc doona writes well) but this is gold.

it's not their first time together, but it's the first time Crowley has a vulva and well. Aziraphale gets a little feral 😂 crowley has to guide him first, and slowly Aziraphale starts losing control and I think it's quite nice

OOOH i’ll have to check this out!! thank you sm! feral aziraphale our dearest beloved <3 that should be a fandom tag quite honestly, many are doing it justice. should i make a rec post for this theme??? hmmm

anyways

Nothing like a picnic in the country by @doonarose

Aziraphale insists on taking Crowley to a long lunch to celebrate the one-month anniversary of their last long, decadent lunch together. Not at all coincidentally, it's also the one month anniversary of the first time Crowley finally kissed him like he meant it and Aziraphale tied him to the bed and made it very clear, that the feeling was mutual.

Lunch. Nine courses. Aziraphale has a plan. Crowley has a better plan and unbeknownst to Aziraphale, he's made a different sort of effort for the occasion.

one of the tags says disgustingly in love??? excellent. they are.

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a friend sent me this screenshot of their current wip. like if you agree

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on theme with my “first time” recs today:

i’ve noticed it’s common in fics for aziraphale to take his time in bed because he likes to luxuriate in and savor crowley (which i’m assuming comes from the way that he eats).

my headcanon though is since aziraphale is so pent up all the time, once he finally gets the opportunity he would lose his MIND. no way he could hold himself back if crowley was undressed and wanting him. because the thing is, aziraphale lets himself eat. he doesn’t let himself put his hands on crowley, at least not like that. sure, a little touch here and there, but imo there were at LEAST a few thousand years of sexual frustration. after all that time i don’t think he’d be able to even think about going slow, i think he’d be absolutely devouring that demon. no holds barred. too turned on to hold back.

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@thewesterntreetoad @ineffablemossy THATS WHAT I’M SAYINGGGGGGG see y’all get it.

(amazingly vulgar, putting those two gifs together. i apologize for nothing.)

have an ox rib themed fic rec!

the soft animal of your body by focusfixated

“It’s not—” Aziraphale hesitates. “There is, after all, precedent. The – the sacredness of, of slaughter. Lambs, and such. And – and the notion of bounty.” He waves a heavy arm. “The symbolism, therein.”

“Oh, sure.” Crowley nods, and his curly beard moves with him. “The symbolism therein.” Along the ground, his leg is bare where his robe falls away.

(Or: after his first experience eating food, Aziraphale is persuaded to try another one of earth's pleasures.)

@letmetemptyou19 dkfjdjfjslslfjs incredible, yes, i am picturing it vividly. and yeah i agree about the established relationship dynamic! after aziraphale gets a chance to get it out of his system i think he’d be very cherishing and slow, all romance and candles (featuring crowley utterly suffering and the hands of angelic patience). ahhh yes. good shit. savoring him like a delicious banan— no. like a lemon cream pie. actually that’s still not better. you get what i mean. perhaps too clearly now. ahem.

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some recommendations from @orth82 today!

the first being a series of five lovingly written fics, three of which have podfics available, and the second, titled Temptation Accomplished:

Tipsy on Job's wine, the demon and the angel give in to temptation

check em out :)

#thanks for your recs!#feel free to submit via ask box next time <3 #eff-able submissions #good omens #good omens fic recs #good omens fanfiction

on theme with my “first time” recs today:

i’ve noticed it’s common in fics for aziraphale to take his time in bed because he likes to luxuriate in and savor crowley (which i’m assuming comes from the way that he eats).

my headcanon though is since aziraphale is so pent up all the time, once he finally gets the opportunity he would lose his MIND. no way he could hold himself back if crowley was undressed and wanting him. because the thing is, aziraphale lets himself eat. he doesn’t let himself put his hands on crowley, at least not like that. sure, a little touch here and there, but imo there were at LEAST a few thousand years of sexual frustration. after all that time i don’t think he’d be able to even think about going slow, i think he’d be absolutely devouring that demon. no holds barred. too turned on to hold back.

#let’s discuss #because i do feel this could be different in an establish relationship #good omens #good omens fanfiction #aziraphale #aziracrow #ineffable husbands

hi top aziraphale truther here 😎🤚

cool blog :)

may i recommend:

affection and other cravings

by JustStandingHere

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49867252

i really love this depiction of aziraphale's hunger/desire and all the beautifully crafted metaphors 💘

hell yeah, thanks for submitting. i’ve read that one too, really good pick.

here is: affection and other cravings, an extremely healing post s2 fic

“But you admit it! You did tempt me!”

“I offered you warm food during a storm,” Crowley argues. “If you call that temptation, I’d hate to see you talk to an innkeeper.” Aziraphale scowls some more. Crowley shrugs. “Besides, no harm done. You seem to be enjoying yourself.”

He has Aziraphale there. “Still,” he says, spreading his hands wide. “It has to be said—” He glances up to the sky. “—for anyone listening, that I am not at fault for my appetite.”

“Never said you were,” Crowley says. “Just said you liked the oysters.”

or, an examination vis-à-vis food and forgiveness

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what do you read the most?

top aziraphale/bottom crowley

top crowley/bottom aziraphale

an even mix of both

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First Time Fics

apparently, this is my most commonly bookmarked tag on ao3. i’ll have to come back to this theme. here are some fics that feature crowley and aziraphale’s first time together:

Last Train To London by @ripeteeth

"Ask me again," Aziraphale says, standing at a train station, his hat half-crumpled in nervous hands.

inspired by downton abbey, this fic gives us a forbidden love in the 1920’s. i felt the pining so deeply. with beautiful prose and a wonderfully happy ending, this story grips you hard and never lets you go.

Lead me to the banquet hall by obstinatrix, wishwellingtons

Crowley loves taking Aziraphale out to eat almost as much as Aziraphale loves eating, but it's always a bit of a one-sided affair. Aziraphale has never understood why. Crowley planned on keeping it that way, but best laid plans...

an ode to enjoyment and pleasure. this fic takes place post s1, features hilarious dialogue, incredible characterization, and is absolutely full of love from beginning to end.

Your Art of Love and Your Love of Art by @voluptatiscausa

So, if the infinite beauty that dazzles my eyes

cannot bear for my heart to come close to it,

nor seems to trust or assure me at a distance,

what will become of me? What guide or escort

might be of use or value to me with you,

if, near, you burn me and, by leaving, you slay me?

-Michelangelo di Lodovico Buonarroti Simoni, 1533

a story of love, art, a letter, and 6000 years of pent up desire in a sealed, shaken up soda bottle. gorgeously written, an expert character study, and a rather desperately expressed resolution that is well worth the build-up.

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