LIVE BIG AND DIE

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

Many of you may be asking- what is rap? Well, to put it simply, rap is the part of the Gorillaz song that sounds- a little different.

Playing mario kart with my roommate and every time Funky Kong makes a noise he says “me in the pussy if I’m being honest”

shoutout to rice i love you rice i will always love you rice

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

It was a global problem

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually