bitches love my mustache

it’s a beautiful day to check out a book from the library

its a beautiful day to return a book to the library unread after it auto renews 3 times

The library says thank you for boosting our circulation stats and the book will still be here later if you want it another time <3

They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì

nooo tbe cigarete got gender dyspjoria :(((((((

shes gonna get on herbal replacement therapy i believe in her

almost peed my pants today when my bf told me about this dude in his hometown who dressed up like ryan gosling in Drive every day (including driving gloves) but did not own a car. bf was like “yeah we called him Walk”

@demonladytakkuri

Excellent. Now you may accurately choose Nice Clothes for your bois in this RP.

The link takes you to a 404 page, but it can all still be found by clicking on the “catalogue” link (or just click here:  [link] )

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old