Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

i'm sorry i don't know what came inside me. came into me. came over me. sorry.

thank u for being a cooler blog than me and not unfollowing me yet

Sorry if I was weird it's because I'm weird

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

is it possible to fix my life but still be weird abt books tv film & music forever? i will attempt it

t shirt that says i've misunderstood many social interactions

on the back: please tell me whats going on in a clear and concise manner

booty shorts that ask: are you mad at me ?

Not to oversimplify a complex issue, but i think we could reduce the number of deadly car crashes by increasing wages and having shorter work weeks.