they should invent a 2025 where good things happen

we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu

normalise giving minor background characters insane, world-changing side quests that no one in the main story ever notices.

"everybody hates me" factoid actually just a statistical error. The average person doesn't hate you, especially not your friends. You, a person who sits in your room experiencing self loathing every day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted.

This is sweet but I really thought it was going to end with someone named “Haters Horge” who spends every second in a cave halfway across the world just loathing you for no reason and they were the statistical outlier

someone help me my girlfriend will not stop saying “democracy dies in darkness” in a daffy duck voice she’ll like drop something in the kitchen and instantly go “democrathy dieth in darkneth”

unconditional full support for every person on Earth and throughout history that saw a Christian missionary and immediately killed them

Films will try to make you look at Timothee Chalamet. Don’t let them