and dream when there's nothing to feast on

one of my favourite genres of character is , specifically a doctor or scientist who is So deeply evil coded but they're a member of the good guy team & actively helping. & theyre not even a reformed villain theyre just like that. going hehehehehee in their dark scary lab while developing an device that will actually help a lot of people

I took your skull off display because my guests kept saying it looked noticeably gayer than the other skulls

no homo but the deer in headlights look you got going on is doing it for me

i may have my father's worst traits but i am more ethical & virtuous with them than him

[guy who genuinely fucking loathes himself voice] well on account of my charming and endearing nature. Of course

the best thing a man can be is gay and suicidal and miserable and utterly unlikable and unpleasant to be around and prone to addiction and abused and traumatized and not breaking the cycle and

I was meant to be a character in a low budget horror movie in 2005 wearing a short sleeved shirt over a long sleeved shirt to signify to the audience that I am an enjoyer of music