Stories From Our Teeth

turning a big dial labeled "victim" on one end and "perpetrator" on the other back and forth and constantly looking back at the audience for approval

I took your skull off display because my guests kept saying it looked noticeably gayer than the other skulls

The SCP wiki exists in my games. It is to Delta Green agents what the War Thunder forum is to the military.

bro you gotta get down to club opsec the roof is being raised to an as of yet undisclosed height

They are raising the roof █████ inches. A breakthrough in r&d as it was previously thought that █████ was the limit, this is an increase of █████%.

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

i like a character who follows all of the rules their whole life and then ends up with big fucking nothing except their own self righteous #coping because the rules arent actually good for them or for anybody else

(eating a pill i found on the floor of the club bathroom) hope it's a placebo. i don't need any effects right now

the best thing a man can be is gay and suicidal and miserable and utterly unlikable and unpleasant to be around and prone to addiction and abused and traumatized and not breaking the cycle and