“Sundrop”

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

it must be so freeing to be as stupid as a ceo. not a single thought echoing through that hollowed out skull. you get paid more money in 20 minutes than a handful of small countries make in a year combined to say the biggest number you can think of and if your company doesn’t hit that number you get to fire all of them

xbox is going to become the next pdf

California quail (Callipepla californica)

she said nosey little fuckers arent you? get monkeyed

[Video Description: a lynx casually walks down a snow covered bank, onto a log and reaches a frozen river. The lynx takes two steps; the ice cracks loudly. Instantly the lynx stands still. It then looks around and then leaps. The lynx makes a landing on the other side of the river, a faint crack can be heard. It continues on its way unfazed. /End VD.]

That’s a guy who’s fallen through the ice before, lmao.

Kelp gull (Larus dominicanus)

it’s actually crazy how passion and sincerity is the answer