BIGHUGEFROG

I love being enabled to be super gluttonous & lazy. Like oh, you made the couch super comfy for me, fluffed the pillows, got my favorite blanket, charged all the gaming controllers, filled my water bottle, bought me all my favorite gummies & chocolates, made my favorite cheese dip with the chips I love, AND lunch delivery is on the way AND you already planned dinner, just so I don’t have to move an inch because you want me to be lazy & get fatter??? Has to be the hottest thing another human could ever do for you.

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

if someone threw a tomato at me i would catch it in my mouth and eat it and the juice would still get everywhere but that would be my choice and I'd lock eyes with whoever threw it and suckle the tomatey juiceys through my teeth until they can see the tears forming in my eyes. because ofmy love for the mighty tomato

they need to make gummy fruit snack packets bigger for fat adult women

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*