becca

i like it when a little drop of water gets on a screen and magnifies a single subpixel, hi green and red and blue my good friends

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

it feels like the 63rd of janaury

id lie right to willy wonkas face. “did you drink fizzy lifting drinks” of course not. And then id hit him

friend overheard me saying “yeah he’s like…kind of cute. im a little scared of him though.” and she was like omg girl who!!! and I was like oh sorry. im literally talking about a mouse that lives in my church

Waiter oh waiter more salt in my wound please!!!

“weird and unhealthy relationship that cant be categorized neatly as sexual or romantic or platonic but has a defining air of devotion and obsession to it” wins sound of the summer for the 13th year in a row

Yeah I love manipulating my friends for my own gain, the gain is called "hanging out", obtained via such cruel tactics as "showing interest in stuff they like" and "being generally complimentary and charming"

ibuprofen and sink water is the midnight version of coffee and a cigarette…

im starting to think some of you guys might not be okay

please respect european cultural dishes

Sorry if this is weird but when you were here before I couldn't look you in the eye. You're just like an angel. Your skin makes me cry. Ugh lol sorry that's so creepy of me. Haha. Get your tits out