six beta blockers and a large iced coffee

cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

Is it licking boots?

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.

every time with sashimi it's like well how good could it be, it's just raw fish and you take a bite and start ripping your clothes off and roaring

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

Asserting my dominance in the men’s room by properly washing my hands