Less magic schools. More magic universities. Unlearn the simplified models of your secondary education. Discover how to reference scrolls written by a wizard possessed by a different wizard. Identify bias in the voices that whisper from beyond the veil. Have your institution be accused of promoting a Merlinist agenda. Become addicted to energy potions.

if i was orpheus i just wouldn't have turned around lol

just went and got eurydice. this is so easy

um. awfully quiet in this tunnel.

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

sorry i love feel good pop music. as if it's my fault i like to have a good time

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius

sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

the bacchic mysteries are mysteries TO YOU. i know what's in them tho

my limbs have been torn asunder