Damnnnn I kinda need to die of carbon monoxide poisoning and then get cryogenically preserved and then have the company that preserved me go bankrupt and quietly dispose of my thawed body in a local culvert where I get eatennnnnn by some armadillos yes armadillos as their native habitat is expanding ever northwards

anyone else got problems

no you’re the only one

ok. sorry

everyday i mourn that my parents did not make me study five languages during my critical window of language acquisition (2 to 7 years)

The day David Cronenberg dies I’m getting into a car crash

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

Who are the dudes holding them?

Stephen King and Jerry Seinfeld

White people be like: I have to take my french bulldog to the chiropractor

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse