Lady Applesauce and her Weblog Adventures

Love watching femslash gifs on tumblr it’s like going to a fancy sushi place where the chef cuts only the gayest morsels out of a huge nasty heterosexual tuna and serves them right into your mouth like a momma bird.

mad about laila edwards being 4OA? turn that frustration into effort and donate to a charity to help uplift black women in hockey! i donated to black girl hockey club, but feel free to add any other organizations benefiting women of color in sports!

i always reblog pro wasp propaganda to spite my phobia

okay hiiii i was emesissy and briefly neotenousoxide! please reblog to help me find friends :3!

twice since posting this

I'm afraid the number of tumblr mutuals I've fucked belligerently refuses to decrease

Maybe you need to keep fucking more until it resets? You know, like a cars odometer circling around to 0 again?

simply fuck 2,147,483,648 mutuals and itll loop around to the negatives

I've got a long way to go if i'm going to catch up

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

Thank god I get to visit Pelican Town

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Those last two are the same in different fonts. "I will abandon my self-destructive ambition, turn aside from the path of self-annihilation, I will content myself with a peaceful life selling delicious natural casing frankfurters with high quality buns and a variety of available toppings for you"

Leather fetishes are back in cuz everything is polyester these days.. touching real HQ material in 2026 is enough to give anyone a little sexual zing

if you see me going through your small blog liking your posts thats me patting you on the head for doing a good job okay? such a cute little blogger you are... i know this can all be so confusing... so just let the big girl lead the way for you

if i follow you after that means its with tongue