can u sense the anxiety in my emails bestie

this blog is actually me dissecting my own corpse in an anatomical theater and you are all standing up on the rows looking down at me cheering and booing 

parasocial relationships but you consider the celebrity to be your mortal enemy

utilising the gift of imagination to hallucinate moments of tenderness between fictional people

"you've changed" bro I've just watched a sports anime now I have hopes and dreams for the future 😎👊🏐

just failed my blood test :(

thank you for sending assassins after me btw i really needed that. it meant a lot to me

I’m doing hot girl shit. *stares at the dark in my room with no thoughts like a blood-sniffing shark*

half the fun of tea is getting to hold the warm mug