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must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

i'm really glad 6 isnt afraid of 7 anymore and you could all stand to be more supportive of their relationship

mommy needs her head smashed in with a brick

wow this pizza is great it's so good it's unreal *remembers the unreal engine is dogshit* I mean uh it's Source how good this pizza is

my birthday is in july! :)

does anyone want to hire me to be their evil advisor

i mean normal advisor

blast my stupid baja life

babe wake up...i need to tell you multiple thoughts that don't corelate at all that i had in the span of five minutes..

He took the maki roll and flew away

Every job application in 2026 is like can you please tell us a bedtime story

it's kind of insane how disasterous of an effect it can have on your psyche and development as an adult if people thought you were annoying when you were 8

got too drunk last night and granted someone a boon

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

i. forgor